Oatmeal Directions

X  Tear pouch open.
X  Add one and a quarter cups (300ML) of BOILING (yes, boiling) water to bag. 
X  STIR and reseal. HANG OUT for 5 minutes. Think about how big the universe is. 
X  OPENSTIR AGAINEATSMILE
X  Rehydration will take LONGER at higher altitudes.